Wrecked Porsche 918 For Sale

"CAcoalminer" (CAcoalminer) 03/21/2016 at 16:58 • Filed to: None

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Seeing this hurts me for multiple reasons. Hopefully, someone decides to fix it.

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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > CAcoalminer 03/21/2016 at 17:01

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Will this fit in a Honda?

Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief > CAcoalminer 03/21/2016 at 17:04

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Insert random “ran when parked” joke.

CAcoalminer > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 03/21/2016 at 17:06

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No but the seats would look nice in it.

BeaterGT > CAcoalminer 03/21/2016 at 17:10

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What’s under the tarp? WHATS UNDER THE TARP?!?!

Vicente Esteve > CAcoalminer 03/21/2016 at 17:10

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There’s a Gallardo on the back as well.

certified cool guy > CAcoalminer 03/21/2016 at 17:11

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dammit rich people

gin-san - shitpost specialist > CAcoalminer 03/21/2016 at 17:13

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Can Porsche even restore this car? It really is a damn shame.

HammerheadFistpunch > CAcoalminer 03/21/2016 at 17:14

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That puppy is toast, there is a way to come back from that, but not at a reasonable expense, even in the context of 918 kinds of money.

scoob > CAcoalminer 03/21/2016 at 17:14

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How much for a light reflector?

Your boy, BJR > CAcoalminer 03/21/2016 at 17:14

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Another toothpick!

. . > CAcoalminer 03/21/2016 at 17:23

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How much of a tit do you have to be to write off a supercar you’ve not even put 100 miles on?

MLGCarGuy > CAcoalminer 03/21/2016 at 17:25

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There’s a Gallardo in the back too...

Diesel > Flynorcal: pilot, offshore sailor, car racer and panty thief 03/21/2016 at 17:32

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For sale, slightly used Porsche 918. Ran when parked.

TheJWT > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 03/21/2016 at 17:39

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I bet the wheels would fit on a shitty mk3 Golf though

Wacko > CAcoalminer 03/21/2016 at 17:53

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Something something, gas monkey garage!

CAcoalminer > BeaterGT 03/21/2016 at 18:09

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Lamborghini Gallardo. Most likely a Spyder.

CAcoalminer > Vicente Esteve 03/21/2016 at 18:10

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There is indeed.

CAcoalminer > gin-san - shitpost specialist 03/21/2016 at 18:12

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I think it’s possible but whether it’s financially a smart move is up for debate.

CAcoalminer > scoob 03/21/2016 at 18:15

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On that, I have no idea. However, a new set of side markers alone are $695.

CAcoalminer > HammerheadFistpunch 03/21/2016 at 18:17

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You’re probably right but I would hate to see this car go to waste.

CAcoalminer > MLGCarGuy 03/21/2016 at 18:18

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Good eye.

The World of Vee > CAcoalminer 03/21/2016 at 18:34

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I’ll take them rims though :)

My bird IS the word > CAcoalminer 03/21/2016 at 18:38

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Looks like it’s a 917 now lol.

CAcoalminer > The World of Vee 03/21/2016 at 18:59

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Might as well add the braking system as well.

The World of Vee > CAcoalminer 03/21/2016 at 19:02

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And the SEATS!

tromoly > CAcoalminer 03/21/2016 at 19:36

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Pull engine and transaxle to put in a lightweight tube car like a Palatov D2 or the like.

Pull the battery and motors to put in a Power Racing Series vehicle (after splitting the battery up, of course).

Sell the rest to recoup some costs.

Have two awesome vehicles.

Pokesmot > CAcoalminer 03/21/2016 at 20:24

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The title of the ad is my favorite part, “Lightly used”.

CAcoalminer > tromoly 03/21/2016 at 21:34

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It would be interesting to see what the dyno chart looks like for the 918 motor by itself.

CAcoalminer > Pokesmot 03/21/2016 at 21:36

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That was quite clever. However, they technically aren’t lying.

Pokesmot > CAcoalminer 03/21/2016 at 21:39

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I can imagine they were like “well we can’t say gently used, so...”

CAcoalminer > Pokesmot 03/21/2016 at 22:48

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Haha